Yoda's Codas

We were challenged to write limericks on short notice and came up with the following:

Our Prez likes to say "Yes we can"
So oft' he's the "Yes-we-can man."
But sometimes "we shouldn't"
Is much worse than "we couldn't"
Since we'll be left with a handful of...flan.

Joe Biden went 'way out on a limb
When he said Barack's too much in the gym
But he almost got knocked on his keister
When he said "Barack really likes Easter
Because he thinks it's about Him."