Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Muslim girl wins Miss USA and will confuse the hell out of the Islamic world.

****Will they be proud of the "breakthrough" or want her beheaded for brazenness and apostasy? It's probably a great thing that the runner-up was disqualified for giving a perfect, but politically-incorrect, answer to a malicious question about the Arizona law.****
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Muhammed in a Bikini by Jason Matera
Okay, so you're probably thinking, "Jason, with that headline you're just asking to get yourself beheaded!" True. But not to worry, friends: A sword-wielding wannabe of the prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) will more likely trip over his dishdasha and choke on his falafel before he catches up with me. But I digress...
It turns out that the Miss USA competition has made quite the splash (again). The winner, Rima Fakih, is reported to be the first Muslim and Arab American to ever win the competition. And because of her ethnic origin and religion of choice, there's been some chatter in the blogosphere alleging that Miss Fakih was an "affirmative action" pick. Um, let's allay those concerns now: This young lady, Muslim or not, is a whole lot of hotness. No standards were lowered. At all. Granted, the girl is a complete buffoon, telling the pageant crowd that birth control is a "controlled substance," while also lamenting that "the pill" is not covered by most insurance plans. Even so, there are two key ways this Islamic bombshell can help our efforts in the War on Terror...

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